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Dirty Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: To keep from bruising their ears.
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: They can't remember the number.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries.
Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out.
Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M factory? A: Proofreading.
Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture.
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An Air Bag.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: They can't remember the number.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries.
Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
Q: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out.
Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M factory? A: Proofreading.
Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture.
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An Air Bag.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.